dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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