so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Reggie can tackle my bush.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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