covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
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