I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Randomize