I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
