Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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