if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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