Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I think my nap took me to another dimension
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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