Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
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