i think i have herpe
just one?
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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