oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
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