yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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