i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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