Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
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