How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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