Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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