But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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