I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
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