i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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