I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Do plants get herpes?
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