Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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