shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
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