I'm gonna have a badass scar
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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