I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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