Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
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