How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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