so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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