cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
