How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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