do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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