i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
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