it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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