Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
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