dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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