Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I wish there were birth control emojis
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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