the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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