I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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