You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
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