i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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