Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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