Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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