just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
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