just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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