i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
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