He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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