its not stalking. its research.
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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