what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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