i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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