I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
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