Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
i think my cat just said my name.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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