do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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