Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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