First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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