if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
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