your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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